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All sales are final, we are a perfume sampling company - letting you try perfume before you invest in a bottle. Unfortunately, we cannot refund any product that you do not like. If you are new to perfume or wanting to break out of wearing the same scent, try our starter sampler packs so that you can find the perfume that works for you.

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Etat Libre d'Orange Secretions Magnifiques is a woody aromatic blend of iode accord, adrenaline accord, blood accord, milk accord, iris, coconut, sandalwood and opoponax. It is an eau de parfum, edp.

Luca Turin 5 star fragrance - Masterpiece.  This is probably one of the most controversial scents in existence. You will love it, hate it, be repulsed by it or find it a work of art. There is no "meh" reaction.

Etat Libre d'Orange Secretions Magnifiques Reviews

From Basenotes - "Yes, it's gross and smell like wet dog - but wearability was never the intention. Can perfume be art? This is essentially a lovely, salty floral with a delicious woody-coconut drydown. That's of course fully masked by the metallic "secretions", but otherwise this would have been a smelled-it-before composition that wouldn't have gained Etat Libre's naughty boy image."

From Basenotes - "Had to try this because usually i like things that most purple turn their nose to.Wow was I wrong. This is the worst smell i have ever smelled.I am kidding you not it made me sick, it made the back of my throat cold like there was blood in it. Something in this makes me gag literally. I would say the closest thing is a really hot summer day, walk by a dumpster in nyc, but instead of being filled with garbage its filled with blood and body fluids from the local hospital. Pure filth."

From Basenotes - "What it smells like: the fragrance could fall into an "aquatic leather" category if such existed. I think they have done something akin to Angel: married notes that are not usually seen as having something in common. I smell a lot of a certain variety of leather (help with this, please?), which brings to mind that I've also seen no one mention this fragrance's initials (S.M.) in the context of the use of leather in the practice of S/M. I also detect something like a sweet but hissy, piercing cherry, possibly the smell of leather conditioner (another S/M reference, since you have to care for these expensive items). There is also cheap incense here, a possible source of the revulsion expressed here. I think much of that response is due to mixing florals, leather, and aquatic notes. Finally, all the drama vanishes about 2 hours in, and you get the smell of lipstick/facepowder/inside of elegant lady's purse. This accord is really pleasant and fashion-forward, and reminds me of other Etat Libre d'Orange fragrances (Incense and Bubblegum, Jasmine and Cigarette)."

From Basenotes - "Blood, rusty razor blades, dried semen (smells different from the kind that’s fresh out of the cucumber, take it from one who knows) – but masked by a cloud of something that’s screaming ‘fresh’ and ‘milky’ at the same time. The cumulative effect? To my nose, this is marine verité, seawater lapping in the docks with the whiff of all kinds of urban detritus and dead organisms, but somehow resolutely aquatic. Much as I appreciate the spirit of adventure, this is more than I can bear."

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  • Unknown - 15th Dec 2016

    5
    A lover's scent

    From reading the descriptions and people's reactions to it, I Had to try. I love being surprised, embracing the strange and inexplicable, and challenging the status quo on a regular basis. So when I tried this, and immediately got a highly positive primal reaction to it, and found that my lovers felt the same when I wore it and had them sniff me, I was hooked! It doesn't smell like any other scent. I kinda like to call it the anti-perfume, not because it's bad at all, but because it's just that different and unexpected. It smells like sex on me, draws one in like you'd expect pheromones to do. At first there's a metallic note, but like the metals that show up in a human body, not machinery in the least. Then the scent that lingers is something like clean sweat, like a roll in the sheets with someone after you've both had a shower but not put on any scented products yet. At some point I'll splurge on a full bottle and wear it often. It lasts long on my skin, like into the next day even. But lays close to the skin the whole time. Not once have I had a random person comment on my smell when I wore it.

  • n - 16th Mar 2015

    1
    this must be what hell smells like

    Wow this is vile. I thought my tolerance level to rank odors was high: mercaptoethanol, rotten eggs, fish - nothing could faze me, but this really turns my insides. This smell must be uncovering genetic differences in people, for I can't even understand how somebody could wear this. Do yourself a favor, at least use a paper strip until you decide which camp you are in.

3 Reviews

  • Unknown - 15th Dec 2016

    5
    A lover's scent

    From reading the descriptions and people's reactions to it, I Had to try. I love being surprised, embracing the strange and inexplicable, and challenging the status quo on a regular basis. So when I tried this, and immediately got a highly positive primal reaction to it, and found that my lovers felt the same when I wore it and had them sniff me, I was hooked! It doesn't smell like any other scent. I kinda like to call it the anti-perfume, not because it's bad at all, but because it's just that different and unexpected. It smells like sex on me, draws one in like you'd expect pheromones to do. At first there's a metallic note, but like the metals that show up in a human body, not machinery in the least. Then the scent that lingers is something like clean sweat, like a roll in the sheets with someone after you've both had a shower but not put on any scented products yet. At some point I'll splurge on a full bottle and wear it often. It lasts long on my skin, like into the next day even. But lays close to the skin the whole time. Not once have I had a random person comment on my smell when I wore it.

  • n - 16th Mar 2015

    1
    this must be what hell smells like

    Wow this is vile. I thought my tolerance level to rank odors was high: mercaptoethanol, rotten eggs, fish - nothing could faze me, but this really turns my insides. This smell must be uncovering genetic differences in people, for I can't even understand how somebody could wear this. Do yourself a favor, at least use a paper strip until you decide which camp you are in.

  • Gigi - 19th Dec 2012

    5
    Secretions Magnifique

    So people said the chord (not the accords) was milk, blood, semen, sweat, saliva - huh/ I had to smell it. You know what it smelled like off the top to me? Cilantro. Mmmm. How strange. And then after I wore it for awhile, it did smell a little like sweat - clean sweat, if grass could sweat. And then it smelled to me like flowers, floral, and perfectly fine to wear in a small dose. Just wait for the dry-down before you bounce out the door into the world. The strangest and best-smelling perfume ever. Only Bulgari Black has hit me the same way - with a "whoa, what is this? Mmmm, beautiful and weird."