Tom Ford for Men
Tom Ford for Men is a great-smelling woody fragrance, and it’s that smell alone that’s gets it two stars. The other three belong to longevity, sillage, and projection, of which this has none. There is a thirty-minute window in which you are seduced, then dumped mercilessly, never to hear from it again. TFfM doesn’t just become a skin scent, but evaporates on the very wind that carries it, only to ever be smelled with direct nose-to-skin contact shortly after disappearing. From start to finish, you’ll have Tom Ford for an hour—two if you bring out some scent extension techniques (like applying to clothes, hair, etc)—and then 99.9% of it will be gone.